December 2010
145 posts
“Tell the story about how God lost his breakfast cereal. Oh wait, that was the...”
– Haley on American Dad
If I had a gun with only two bullets and was locked in a room with Bin Laden, Adolf Hitler and Bobby Kotick, I would fucking shoot Bobby twice.
watching According to Jim, and here is what I heard:
Andy: Come on Jim, say the L word. Jim: …lesbians. Andy: Good enough. I lesbian you too. This episode came out before the volume of Scott Pilgrim with the lesbian joke. SUCK IT HIPSTERS.
This is terrible
He looked simply too big to be allowed, and so wild — long tangles of bushy black hair and beard hid most of his face, he had hands the size of trash can lids, and his feet in their leather boots were like baby dolphins. -JK Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
I started out disliking the character introduction, then I realized how vivid the imagery was. Then I got to...
Sean's Official 2010 Christmas Mix
Enjoy.
Track listing:
Vampire Weekend - Holiday
Ellie Goulding - Starry Eyed (Russ Chimes Remix)
Ben Folds - Tiny Dancer
Rosi Golan - Les 12 Jours de Noel
Vince Guaraldi Trio - Greensleeves
John Williams - Christmas At Hogwarts
Rush Coil - Carol of the Bells
Kow Ohtani - Silent Night
Danny Elfman - Christmas Eve Montage
Carl, Aqua Teen - I’ll Be Home for Christmas
bitcheslovebitches:
creeperwithamustache:
therapynvalium:
wwiao:
I’m going to wake everyone up in this house, I’m laughing so hard.
oh my god i cannot even breathe
I FUCKING LOL’ED IRL
IF YOU MARRIED WHOMEVER WAS YOUR DESKTOP...
cebula:
kizunagatari:
spiralbones:
kizunagatari:
shinjicorn:
Wait. Spain and England are on my dash. So….whose name do I take?
A waterfall…
I would be uh…Mrs…Viral?
GDI YOU LUCKY BASTARD
I’d be in a polygamist relationship among many other Driftloons.
Mila, I have a confession.